Star-Gold-Fish

On a completely random note, I'm eating these goldfish shaped like startfish. With some regular goldfish thrown in. This makes me imagine an entire ocean made of goldfish creatures. maybe the ocean could be.... jello! Blue jello!

And I just looked at the bag they came in, and the reason there are starfish is something about community service. Laaaammmmeeee. I lost interest almost instantly. Snacks should not have morals thrown in. Starfish can be thrown in, but so obviously trying to teach an "important life lesson" makes almost anything boring. It counteracted the starfishes intial awesomeness, to make them just boring shaped cheese crackers again.